Save the Dates, Boston and LA

Happy Shark Week

Jack From New Jersey Saw a Painting of Soup

There Was a Middle-Aged Woman Who Lived in a Caboose

Quick Question…

Wine Sunscreen

The Top 4 (and a Half) Lip Tools and Products

Woman’s Name Sounds Like Stadium

How to Rob a Bank

Rethink Your Colonic Bachelorette Party

How Are You Celebrating National Girlfriends Day?

The Nastiest Hamburger

Old Pictures of Famous Skinny People

Sugar Children

The Spider Silk … Rectangle

The Week of July 25–29

Kristen Wiig and Mike O’Brien Spend Five of Seven Minutes in Heaven

An Exhaustive Guide to Joining OK Cupid

Mmm, Imitation Abalone

Eternal Happiness and “The Medium Chill”