Pretty Doll Struggles With Sausage

Dancing Alone to Pony, the Supercut

“America’s Patchwork System of Death”

Three Ways to Make Your Hands Look Younger

Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Spread

Blake Lively Is the Top Woman in General

The Japanese and Their Toilets

“We Did Not Do Peer-Reviewed Studies [on $1,500 Face Serum]”

Rihanna Salutes Healthy Eating in “S&M” Video

Cut Copy’s Awesome New Album, Zonoscope

Burglar Is Like, “Why Is There So Much Stuff in Here?! Seriously”

What Does Your Toilet Paper Preference Say About You? (Besides EVERYTHING)

Gwyneth Paltrow Still Not Clear on Why People Make Fun of Her

Birth Control Not Actually Making You Fat

Picture … Is … Pretty :-/

Grownups Sharing Things

Birth Order and You, and Him, and Her

Unwind in a Discreet Mahogany Litter Cabinet

Are You Ready for Marriage, Young Ladies of the Seventies?

The Week of January 24–28