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Women With Girly Names Have More Sex?
by Edith Zimmerman
Dickman
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The Farrah Fawcett Barbie Doll
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Like Human Centipede But Constructive and for Children
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Pro Tips for Boring Dates
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Birds Envelop Plane in Cloud of Terror
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The Slow Death of Marriage
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Tiny Thoughts on the Sexiest Man Alive
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Oh, Banana Republic
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Freaky Horse Bike Released Decades Too Late
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Dolls on German eBay Tell Sad Story
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“I’d Literally Take a Bullet for Any Member of the Cast”
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“Preschool Girls Are … Doing Things to Stay Thin”
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Indeed, This Beautiful Young Man Will “Not Be Cast to Sell Jackhammers”
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The Unintentionally Hilarious Red Riding Hood Trailer
by Edith Zimmerman
Sperm-and-Egg Watch a Good New Accessory to Wear on Dates
by Edith Zimmerman
Nicki Minaj and Kanye West, “Blazin’”
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Choo Choo! Bedbugs Caught on Tape, on the Train
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Exercise Useless After All
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