ScarJo News

Who Is Gadget For

I Do Care. I Don’t Love It.

What I’ve Been Up To

“Update, Sept. 5, 2013: Did she encounter any sharks?”

Programming Note: Edith Is Here

Claire Danes: Legend

The Sexual History of Jared Sabbagh, Part 2

Two Perfect Poems by a Third-Grader Named Darius

Estate Jewelry: The Original Burning Man and A Ring For the Birds

“Where You Lunch Has to Be On Brand With Your Brand”: Match the NYT Quote With the Salad!

At Last, An Overlap in the Venn Diagram of “Visually Pleasing” and “Bike Helmet”

Ask Baba Yaga: I’m In the Midst of a Very Stressful Program in a New Career Field

“Drake-ing Bad,” and an Into the Gloss gallery of celebrities holding animals (Shaq with a panda!).

Every Line in Biggie’s “Juicy,” Illustrated

Who Will Start America’s Second Unionized Strip Club?

Two Photo Sets: Burning Man and Underwater People

No Theoryheads Allowed: My 2000s & Wayne Koestenbaum

Liz Phair Lyric or Disgruntled 20-Something Girl?