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“A computer that listens and blows you/ As you blow it, to your favorite tune”

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“It is snowing and I must go have sex, good-bye”

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Sestina About Hangovers For a 25-Year-Old From a Person Over 40

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“my belly is homeless/ flopping over the waist of my jeans like an omelette”

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Sestina for an Annoying Publicist

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“Snow would be the easy/ way out — that softening/ sky like a sigh of relief/ at finally being…

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“praise the Hennessy, the brown/ shine, the dull burn”

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