The Week of January 31 — February 4

Catpacks Are Real and Are Also Dogpacks

Barbie, Don’t

The New American Wine Glass

Katy Perry Erotic Photo Hunt

What Is Miley Cyrus’s “Massive” New Tattoo?

Robyn Makes One Mistake

Prostitutes and New York

Breathe Rachel

Harlequin to Patent Human Kissing

Sugar and Spice and Dirt and Gum From Under the Seat

The New York Times’ Article on Perms, Condensed Into a Poem

All Is Not Lost for Girls’ Schools

Tiny Things for Mental Health

W-H-A-T!?

Adele! Adele! Adele! “Someone Like You”

Fascinating Mascara Mystery

The Results of Groundhog Day 2011

Did You Ever Do Something

The Plant Necklace